Michael Fassbender Knows His Wangs

This is a slight NSFW video, so if you're sitting at your office desk just bookmark this for later. You don't want to miss it, but you definitely don't want to get caught by your boss watching it!

MTV's After Hours apparently has a segment called "Members Only" where they have celebrities try to guess the male celebs in the movie screen shots, based just off the penis in the frame. Surprisingly, Fassbender does really well! It's the banter and guessing that really make this video. "You know that penis" and pretty much all the comments around Viggo Mortensen's picture are the best!

Watch the video after the break.

Goodnight iPad: Goodnight Moon for a new generation

I remember reading Goodnight Moon as a kid. It looks like it's getting a funny, modern update to include all the technology that distracts us from sleeping night after night. I know there are plenty of nights (and mornings!) where I just lie in bed on my iPhone, catching up on tweets and Facebook, instead of sleeping.




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What is a "Party Pooper" exactly?

The US/English idiom of someone being a "party pooper" has this guy wondering how that is even socially acceptable. Check out this hilarious moment of something being lost in translation!

Hardcore Geekery: A Legend of Zelda Rap

For those who not only love playing the Legend of Zelda, but also enjoy gangsta rap and the hardcore life of an elf, this track is for you!

Watch the video after the break. 

Spooky Relations: An X-rated Afterlife?

It's no longer Halloween season, but there's still plenty of spookiness and hauntings in the world. This woman and her family claim to be visited by ghosts. We've heard that all before - a small child in a mirror, apparitions in photos, etc - BUT I've never heard of ghosts having sex before. And in front of her 4-year-old daughter, no less! Is this too crazy to believe?

Watch the full interview with the family - including photos to "prove" it - on Fox8. 

NoNo Cat doesn't like children

Happy weekend! Check out this Maine Coon freak out at the presence of a small child.

Anderson Cooper, I love you even more now!

Anderson Cooper's giggle fit from the Gerard Depardieu peeing story is the best thing I've seen all week (yes, that includes RISE OF THE PLANETS OF THE APES).

Just watch and enjoy already!

Field of Dreams 2: The Solution for the NFL Lockout

With all the hub-bub over the impending NFL Lockout, I'm surprised someone hasn't built their own "field of dreams" already. Watch this great Funny or Die short starring Taylor Lautner, with tons of great cameos from athletes to people from the original FIELD OF DREAMS.

Catch the video after the break, and let me know your favorite cameo in the comments!

Friday Funny: Cat Lady Remix

Happy Friday! Sorry for the lack of posts this week, it's been pretty crazy at work and the holiday got in the way too. Next week, I'll figure out a new Wednesday post to replace the Good Deals. I'll still have good deals on Twitter and Facebook, but I won't be blogging about it regularly anymore now that the Amazon Associates program doesn't apply in California.

Enjoy this rocking tune from the Autotune the News guys:



Have a great weekend!

Key of Awesome: Kanye West - Monster ft. Nicki Minaj Parody

Key of Awesome have come out with another music parody and it's already got over 2 million views. This time they take down Kanye West's Monster, as well as Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Regis Philbin, and Sesame Street's Cookie Monster. Let's face it, he's got the most Monster experience of the crew, so I'm glad they showed him some respect!

Watch the video after the break.

I guess the Dark Side seems more fun?

Kids today say the darnest things! When I was young, I wanted to be a princess or an astronaut or the President, but no matter what it was I always wanted to be the good guy. This little girl has some darker intentions it seems. Check out the video from Disneyland's Jedi Academy show after the break.

Chuck's Yvonne Strahovski takes on Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and Lady Gaga

the least flattering photo of her ever...

Yvonne Strahovski doesn't get to show her comedic talents much on Chuck. She's usually the serious spy, the love, the badass, but never the funnyman. In this College Humor original, she's a pop star made up of the worst (or best depending on your outlook) parts of Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and Lady Gaga in a single song. Be sure you watch til the end for one last impression/surprise!

Disney Dubstep: Mickey Mouse Pwnz Kid

Is this day going super slowly for anyone else?

Even if the effects weren't added, I love their dance moves! Why do I never see this sort of thing when I'm at Disneyland? Enjoy the video after the break to help you pass your Tuesday afternoon.

Michael Bay presents a live-action, intense ANGRY BIRDS trailer

So this isn't really a movie directed by Michael Bay. But, don't tell me it doesn't fit right in with the current state of the film industry today. It almost hits too close to home to be funny. What am I saying? This thing is hilarious! Watch the trailer below: 

Would you watch this if it were a real movie? I could see it making some serious dough at the box office. 

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Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Let's Rock this Week!

Another week, another Monday. Let's all attack this week and make the most of it! Here's some motivation for you:

The Vampire Diaries Parody

I'm going to miss The Vampire Diaries! There's not a new episode until APRIL 7. APRIL?! That's sooooo far away!

The Best Part of the Oscars: Autotune

Well, the "young and hip" Oscars sure were something. James Franco seemed high or uninterested most of the time, Anne Hathaway tried to make up for it by being extra perky, and the winners were pretty predictable.

Since you've read my blog, I'm sure you can guess what my favorite part of the ceremony was. Autotune the Oscars!



The Harry Potter and Twilight segments are my favorite.

Leaked Two and a Half Men Finale

With all the madness going on with Charlie Sheen, CBS, and Warner Bros, it's looking pretty bad for the future of the show. Just take a look at this leaked segment from what might end up being the series finale:



My favorite may just be the "note" during the Chuck Lorre end card.

The Return of the Geriatric

Nothing like old men having a light saber battle to brighten your Thursday!