While this flash mob is very similar to the flash mob that was done in Italy for their premiere, I still love it.
In honor of tonight's return, airing on FOX at 9:28pm EST/PST after American Idol, here are my top 10 Sue Sylvester quotes, in no particular order.
- I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face!
- Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!
- You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.
- You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.
- While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.
- If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.
- You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.
- When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.
- Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!
- That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
Did I leave your favorite out? Tell me your favorite Sue line in the comments!
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