Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Glee Returns Tonight!

Check out this flash mob and then read my favorite Sue quotes below.

While this flash mob is very similar to the flash mob that was done in Italy for their premiere, I still love it.

In honor of tonight's return, airing on FOX at 9:28pm EST/PST after American Idol, here are my top 10 Sue Sylvester quotes, in no particular order.

  1. I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face! 
  2. Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!
  3. You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.
  4. You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.
  5. While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.
  6. If I have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout, the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form, they're going to be wondering if the centrifugal force is going to make the baby's head start crowning.
  7. You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.
  8. When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.
  9. Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here... yes, we cane!
  10. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Did I leave your favorite out? Tell me your favorite Sue line in the comments!

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